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Uploaded: 10.11.2021

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Date of an exit: May 20, 2021.
Age rating: 18+
Developer: DoubleMoose
Publisher: CURVE DIGITAL
Localization: Russian (interface and subtitlings)
System of activation: Steam
Region: CIS, Russia

Description:
Creators of Goat Simulator present to Just Die Already! You — the person of a retirement age. However, to provide you pension there is nobody, the present youth only and sits in the kompukter if only not to work and to give birth!
How to survive when only and wait for all that you kicked the bucket somewhat quicker?
It is necessary — to perform one risky tasks and to investigate to the world in search of coupons on free leaving. It is time to live at last for itself, time for society you practically died! Key features: It is OLD YES is DARING
You will play for old people — spiteful, ailing, poor and hating the whole world. Didn´t you even realize what you dreamed of it, truly? Now you at last will understand the grannies and дедуль.
REAL WRECK
Old age — not joy! Feel a porcelain doll which can break to itself anything from the slightest touch.
DANGEROUSLY!
Dangerous tricks (not to repeat the house, that is in nursing home) will answer questions of life. Whether it is possible to hit the mark, having loaded with itself a catapult? And to tear off to itself the head, to beat by it the passerby and to survive?
MISSION — PENSION!
For performance of dangerous tasks awards rely. The ultimate goal — to earn the place in worthy nursing home. Everything is logical. One council: try to LIVE up to accommodation there.
PEPPERBOXES UNITE!
Play alone, or on network in team up to five people. Pass together tests or just make the sheer chaos and a pootryvayta to friends of an extremity!
PLAY FOR OLD PEOPLE
Yes - and-and, it so abruptly that we decided to repeat once again.
EXPERIMENTS!
Be enough everything! Huge trout, trampolines, guns, wires, fireworks, bazookas, axes, trombones, horns, jet satchels … Certainly, all this is suitable for drawing mutilations.
FREEDOM TO THE INTERNAL BOOMER!
Let´s show to millenials and buzzers (about generation X it is traditionally forgotten)! Reactions of NPC depend on their age: your mockeries will amuse someone, and someone will take to heels.
MADNESS OF YOUR LEVEL
In the city it is full of details, secrets and secret passages. Investigate each corner and organize the wildest experiments to take everything from a game.
HUNDRED. RHEE. WHOSE
very all right, it last time.
FREE PVP-REZHIMY AFTER THE GAME EXIT — WILL BECOME AVAILABLE IN JUNE OF THIS YEAR
Reward boomers according to the deserts — force them to battle to death! Compete with the old friends in free updating of Player Versus Player. Play in 4 new arenas, adjust the game modes and tear off each other extremities. Gather and tighten shorts better — mad fight of ruins BEGAN with a rukhlyadyama! The DESCRIPTION of CONTENT FOR Vzroslykhrazrabotchiki describe content so: In this game there is a violence, cruelty and offensive language (all in animation style, relax).

28.10.2021 17:19:55
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